Oh, it's so true. Everywhere you look and everywhere you don't look, they're out to get you! How do I know? Because I watch television news. My heroes on television never, ever lie to me. They have my best interests at heart. That's why I give them my loyal attention. That's why I never miss the dire warnings they deliver to me each day.
How in the world I survived childhood is the mystery of all mysteries. Hold onto your hats folks -- this isn't going to be pretty. You might not want your kids reading this. Graphic warning!!!! Not for the feint of heart! Turn back now! This could give your kids nightmares and maybe ruin them for life! Are you ready? Are you sure? OK, you've been warned.
How in the world I survived childhood is the mystery of all mysteries. Hold onto your hats folks -- this isn't going to be pretty. You might not want your kids reading this. Graphic warning!!!! Not for the feint of heart! Turn back now! This could give your kids nightmares and maybe ruin them for life! Are you ready? Are you sure? OK, you've been warned.
